September 08, 2008
Breaking news: Ny usynlig undskyldningsdiagnose fundet

[UPDATE: Surprise! Den uspecifikke liste af ting vi alle går og bakser med er noget virkelig mange kan genkende. Se selv på siden med sympatimeldinger på HSP-foreningens hjemmeside]

Det måtte komme: Nu kan man få lov at kalde sig syg - højsensitiv - på en række diagnostiske kriterier, der lyder som om de er taget lige ud af ugebladshoroskopernes cold reading-teknikker.
Tjek selv den helt absurde højresøjle i den linkede artikel - det kunne en astrolog eller krystalhealer simpelthen ikke have gjort bedre.

Posted by Claus at 02:59 PM
May 19, 2008
Tabloidalternativer

Hvis det gør for ondt at høre om den uhyrlige Fritzl-skandale, så er det heldigt at medierne også har den langt mere underholdende og mindre alvorlige Max Mosley skandale at byde på også.

Motorsportsboss, prostitueret MI-5-agent-kone, Nazi-dominans - det er sådan en slags tabloidskandalernes Indiana Jones-film.

Posted by Claus at 03:51 PM
May 15, 2008
Lufthavnsbullshit

Det må betragtes som ren bullshit når lufthavnsdirektør Brian Petersen mener man skam gør hvad man kan for at passagerer kan komme hurtigt fra check-in til fly. Det forholder sig jo stik modsat. Det er kun blevet værre, på intet tidspunkt bedre, de sidste 5-10 år. Lufthavnen optimerer passagerernes eksponeringstid for butikshylder, for at få flere varer til at skifte hænder før boarding.

Posted by Claus at 03:11 AM
May 21, 2004
Safri Duo

Classical music can be tough. Audiences are fickle, wanting only Mozart, Beethoven and Bach. Apart from the violin playing teenage girls they're not much to look at. Too many men. Too old. Bad fashion sense. Even the violin girls have limited sex appeal. On top of all that, the money is no good. And you have to practice all the time if you want to stay at the top of your game. All hard work, no fun, no sex, no money - it's easy to see why you would want out of this world if you're young.

But that is no excuse for The Safri Duo

A few years back one of the most popular ensembles in classical music in Denmark got off the train and started making pop music instead. The result - this superficial, dance-oriented, synthesizers + drumming extravaganza makes me ashamed that I'm Danish. It is much much worse than the horrors of Aqua and Michael Learns to Rock combined.
Why is it worse? Because it thinks it is better. The Safri guys think they really have this cool new thing going on fusing their amazing ability to hit really big things in a rhytmic fashion with modern drum machines and synth riffs, but the reality is that it is trash, trash, trash, trash, trash. In the end their percussion skills, the point of the band one would have hoped, simply don't matter at all. The dance-pop genre simply doesn't allow for any kind of deviation from a strict programmable 4/4 beat anyway, so you could easily do with just sampled beats instead of the Safri Brothers drumming away. The drumming is pure spectacle with no musical consequence. And because of the spectacle, they completely forgot to add anything else of interest to the sound. Songwriting is absent from all their material, being displaced by cheesy synth riffs hardly worthy of the name 'riff'. Their lyrics in general makes Aqua sound like Shakespeare.
Rarely has so much ability been wasted by so few people with such devastating results.

Posted by Claus at 01:07 PM
November 03, 2003
Coke Light Lemon

This is - bar none - the worst beverage I have had in the last year or two. Milk that has gone stale is less disgusting.

Posted by Claus at 07:41 PM